Tom ‘Maverick’ Cruise Readies For Web Launch Monday
Ok, just for kicks, let’s say you think Tom Cruise is nuts. In reality, you may think he’s swell, but for the moment, you’re certain he’s gone intellectually AWOL. You’re even a loyal reader of Tomcruiseisnuts.com, just to bring it the point home that much more. Alright, then, how big a crazy do you suppose he’s willing to go? How about all the way to celestial blastoff?
It’s a possibility. Remote, for sure. But possible. Just today we hear, by way of Hollywood Newsroom, that the guy festoons his self-titled domain name with a great big clock counting steadily down to the break of Monday morning, and what’s one to think? Between humorous jabs and seriously twisted ideas, we could really put together a whole list of maybes big and small. But we won’t. Because, for one, we don’t want to waste our time, or yours - at least more so than we have already. And chances are we’ll be extraordinarily disappointed with the true result when zero hour arrives. And who likes disappointment?
If we think a little more sensibly than a real space adventure for Mr Top Gun, the worst this launch could be is a simple domain name change for the Church of Scientology. But Cruise is presumably still very attached to his financially-padded lifestyle, so he probably wouldn’t go that far. Ah, perhaps we will simply have to wait for the 5th.
For the time being, we’ll have to sustain our eager anticipation on some brief AdWords spots and clips of Cruise-Winfrey part deux (sans shoes on couch). To shamelessly rip a line from the Pointer Sisters, we’re so excited, we just can’t hide it.
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